To prevent mischief, the following ought to be added to Congress' rules for processing bills.
- For bills longer than a specified number of pages, x days must be allowed for every y pages to give members an opportunity to read the bill
- The bill shall have a table of contents and an index
- The bill shall address only a single subject
- The bill must be readable by a sixth grader of average intelligence
- Any member caught voting on a bill he has not read will be suspended